Monday, September 26, 2005

Jamaica – 12 Sept 2005 – Hedo a Second Time

We spent the weekend at Hedo, this being my second weekend there. The place is the same. The people were a bit wilder this weekend, as evidenced by more public sex then the last time. Some guy was doing his wife in the hot tub right by the disco. The only place that would have been more public would be right on the disco floor. Not sure this is the kind of thing I want to see. I quickly averted my eyes once I figured out what was going on.

The crowd was big on nudity this weekend. About half of the people in the quad pool were in their birthday suits, up from about 10% two weeks ago. Unfortunately, not all of them should have been naked. Remember my fear about ugly, fat, old German tourists? Well, I was wrong. They are Americans. Nice people, as I talked to them for a bit. However, the guy’s wife had to be at least 300 pounds and he over than. Not really the site I wanted to see. That said, there were some sights that were worth the price of admission. One girl had a nice girl-next-door thing going and the skimpy g-string she was wearing did not leave much to the imagination. Unfortunately, she covered up her perfect (but fake) rack. What is the deal with that? If you are going to spend that much for breasts you might as well show them off.

We had dinner at the Japanese restaurant that night. A guy and his wife sat with us. You would not believe how drunk she was. She was wearing a low cut dress and one of her breasts kept falling out, a la Princess Diana. At one point her husband told her she was acting badly and she should stand in the corner. This she promptly did, pulling her skirt up in the crowded restaurant. Surprisingly, she was wearing underwear.


Never a dull moment at Hedo.

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