Today we leave for our first weekend at the resorts. The first one we are going to is Hedo, which is short for Hedonism III for those of you not in the know. Hedo has a reputation as the wildest club on the Island, and I had heard of it some years ago. It is known for lots of nudity and casual sex. I am not sure about this weekend. I am as red blooded as the next guy, but I follow a very strict, “Look, but don’t touch” policy. I am not sure I want to be tempted. Well, a little temptation is ok, but this place has a reputation for nudity and orgies everywhere. I am not sure this is the kind of thing I want to see everywhere I look when I am trying to relax. Beside, it is never like in a porno movie. Most guys have visions of young, attractive, fit lesbians having sex with each other everywhere. The reality is usually a bunch of 65 year old, fat German tourists having sex with each other everywhere. No one wants to see that. One of predecessors saw fit to mention Hedo in his post exercise report, saying “I have learned a lot about human nature that will have shaped (or scarred) me for life.” I bit cryptic for my tastes. Anyway, it’s too late to change now.
I will practice my investigative reporting skills and get back to you after the weekend.
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