Wisdom of a Four Year Old - How Old is Daddy?

K: Daddy, did you have a blankie when you were young?

Me: Yes.

K: What colour was it?

Me: It was orange and some other colour, maybe yellow. I don't remember.

K: Maybe it was red.

Me: I am sure it was not red, it was yellow or beige.

K: Why not red? Did they not have red when you were young?

Me: Yes K, your Daddy is so old that they didn't have the colour red when I was young.